Rensning av applikationer #1

Varning för lååångt inlägg, men läs inte om ni inte vill ;)

Rensar bland applikationerna på FB ibland, men en del resultat är ju... läsvärda?!

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How manly are you?
My result is: Man Man
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Oh yes, tänk Mr.Norris!! ;);)

What type of people do you attract?
My result is: You attract Yuppies!
You attract the very well-dressed, job oriented type of people. They usually have their finances together, are 'middle of the road' on most topics, generally happy with the 'main-stream' of things. If it is stability you are after, these are good people to attract, if you seek adventure, it may be time for an overhaul.
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Hm, kan nog kanske stämma, inte riktigt vad jag vill ha dock...

What Type Of Heart Do You Have?
My result is: Angel's Heart
You fall in love quickly and easily.You give so much in a relationship, and you don't expect much in return. You love always seeing your lover and you just love them as they are.You have a huge desire to whomever you love and you stay in love forever.
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Mitt hjärta är troget och tåligt, älskar forever, om ingen snittar det.

Vuxenpoäng.com
Min uppskattade ålder enligt Vuxenpoäng.com är:
32.7 år
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Jamen vafan, lite gammal kanske..

What Super Hero are you?
My result: Batman
You lurk in the shadows, beatin' the bad guys in silence. You never let anyone close to you unless they are a pig headed teen in tight red underwear. Oh, and no one admits it, but they all know you could kill Superman easy, if you wanted to (good thing he's your bud)
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Hehe, lurk in the shadows...

How good are you in bed?
My result: A++
You're very good in bed you know how to please someone people that get to sleep with you are very lucky.
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Tja, One can always hope ;)

What kind of lover are you?
My result: The Student
'What do you like?' 'Want me to go slower?' 'What position is your favorite?' Sound familiar? That's because when you have sex, you're there to learn. You do your best to do your best, and recognize that every partner is unique, and your style must conform to what they like. Which is beyond appreciated. As a bonus, you'll eventually become a master of all styles, which will be awesome so you can stop asking so many questions.
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Absolut sant, får väl hoppas att det blir som det står på slutet ;)

What is you ideal lover?
My result is: I need "The Animal"!
Dark alley. Attractive stranger. Club beat thumping faintly in the background. Sound hot? That's because you want someone who will take you anytime, anywhere. Someone who will rip your clothes off before you can demand that they rip your clothes off. Someone who will make you forget your own name because you're too busy screaming theirs in ecstasy. Whew. Is it getting hot in here?
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Kan behöva någon som tar kommandot för att det ska bli något av..

What is the best position for you?
Tomas Pålsson's position: 69
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En favorit, men det finns en bättre

How long can you last in bed?
My result: 30-45 minutes
You're in the love making sweet spot. Most people, when surveyed, feel this is the perfect amount time for a love making session. Consider yourself to be perfect in every aspect!
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*hostar lite*

How good a kisser are you?
My result is: I'm a loving kisser
You kiss your partner only if you love them. There is no half-assed pecks with you, you bring the heat. Can you feel the love tonight?
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Stämmer absolut, kyssar är personliga

IQ test
Your IQ is: 133
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Kan väl stämma..

Tomas funderar lite...

Vanligt folk... I vanliga hushåll... Tro om dom äter upp sitt bröd? Ja, i motsats till att låta det torka bort längst in i skafferiet?

Kanske dom använder sitt smör oxå... Mer än att bara skrapa bort översta lagret och sen kasta 400g efter två månader...

Eller vad vet jag. Alla kanske är lika normala som mig?